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The Angel of Lost Pills

I think there must be an angel of lost pills. She collects the pills I drop and can never find, and puts them under the pillows of sick children. Maybe there is an angel of lost socks too, an angel for everything lost. I hope so. The world could use some collecting. We lose too much too often.

O Henrik

I  have decided to translate the complete works of Henrik Ibsen.
 
Fortunately he was a playwright, so there is very little actual work. Just a lot of dialogue.

Those Norwegian character names are tricky though. What is the english word for Torvald?

NBA DRAFT RUMOR

After consulting the Obama administration, the LA Clippers have decided to pass up Oklahoma power forward Blake Griffin and instead take the wisest Latina woman available.

Font of Comedy

I am convinced that comedy is funnier in sans serif.

The romans invented serifs. The romans were not funny.

Except Catullus. Even Milton thought Catullus was funny. (John. Not Berle.Or Bradley.)

Edward Abbey

"Every man, every woman, carries in heart and mind the image of the ideal place, the right place, the one true home, known or unknown, actual or visionary."

From Desert Solitaire

ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA

I read recently (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article6099961.ece) that scientists feel they may have finally identified the long lost tombs of Antony and Cleopatra.

Antony and Cleopatra is one of my favorites among Shakespeare's plays. Partly this is because I acted in the play in college. I played Pompey, so I got to bellow a couple of great speeches in Act II, then sit backstage playing poker for the rest of the three-plus hour show. A perfect theatrical experience.

A&C is a mystery play: not quite tragedy, not quite history, not quite romance. And it is dominated by Shakespeare's remarkable portrait of the all too human giants, bumbling in love and war across the world stage until undone by the brilliant bloodless Octavian, yet still as large as legend.

And I have never forgotten Shakespeare's description of Cleopatra, the greatest character setup I can think of (which I'm sure he knew it had to be):

The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne,
Burn'd on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
Purple the sails, and so perfumed that
The winds were love-sick with them; the oars were silver,
Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made
The water which they beat to follow faster,
As amorous of their strokes. For her own person,
It beggar'd all description: she did lie
In her pavilion—cloth-of-gold of tissue—
O'er-picturing that Venus where we see
The fancy outwork nature: on each side her
Stood pretty dimpled boys, like smiling Cupids,
With divers-colour'd fans, whose wind did seem
To glow the delicate cheeks which they did cool,
And what they undid did.

What actress (or actor, in Shakespeare's day) wouldn't want an intro like that?

Nice Review on Redroom

A very nice review was posted on Redroom today.  Actually,several were probably posted, but only one of them is about my book.

Take a look:

http://www.redroom.com/blog/rosy-cole/courts-and-jesters

I Have the Same I.Q. as Einstein

Of course he's dead.

I JUST READ THAT THE GOOGLE BLOG SEARCH INDEX DOWNGRADES ONE LINE BLOG POSTS

Darn.

Weightwatchers.com

Remind me again.

Which foods have negative calories?