Wisdom is what you know when you no longer know how you know what you know.

"If you'd like to understand the Meaning of Life, this book will  explain why you can't. "

The Semantic Fallacy: When something literary makes no sense, so we assume it must have some deeper meaning.

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I use this comic structrue in almost any narrative I write.

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Just imagine.

My ancestor was an exploded star. It explains so much.

Why has no one written a paean to toast? I love toast.

My new term for a poem. Unforunately it's not very poetic.

Never write without your mind full.

There once was a poet named Thomas

Who everyone said had such promise

Till he wrote that the Wasteland

would turn into Graceland

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