Scene:       A wall.

        Time:        Night.

        At Rise:     Kay and Zed are sitting in the moonlight.

Kay:  I love you madly.

Zed:  Is there another way?

Kay:  You don't understand.

Zed:  You.

Kay:  What?

Zed:  You.

                (Long pause)

Kay:  What?

Zed: I don't understand you. I understand a lot of things. Just not you.

Kay:  Like what?

Zed:  Double entry accounting. Quantum mechanics. The mind of God.

Kay:  But not me.

Zed:  No.

Kay:  Why?

Zed:  You love me madly.

Kay:  Is there another way?

Zed:  Exactly.

Kay:  No. I'm asking.

Zed:  It's a good question.

                (Pause)

Kay:  Down with moonlight.

                (Long pause)

Zed:  Where else would it go?

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