You've written your will.

Planned your funeral.

Why leave your last words to chance?

We at FinalScribe^® offer an amazing selection of last words designed to convey the essence of your life wisdom in one perfect phrase. Our highly trained associates are standing now by to help you choose the ideal testimonial for your life. Here are just a few of our most popular choices:

"Nevermore, nevertheless."

"On the whole, I prefer taxes."

"Who knew?"

Or, for a small percentage of your estate (plus shipping and handling), we will customize your last words to your specifications. Philosophical. Poignant. Funny. Ecstatic. Our terminologists (graduates of prestigious MFA Writing Programs) can match your mood to the last syllable.

For an additional fee, we can record and time your last words, or even hire an actor to say them for you. From Broadway favorites to Classical soliloquies, our closers are experts making your death seem as profound and moving to your audience as it is to you.

Why wait?

There's no time like, well, there's no time.